Paris Hilton hauled off to jail

admin wrote this in the late afternoon:

Ahh well today I heard from some losers following the Paris Hilton jail scandal that she’s been released… I pinked away a tear (umm… I didn’t really, i couldn’t care less) but hey, for all the Paris Hilton haters out there - the moment she got her bony ass hauled off to prison is captured on tape and ofcourse, we at the ParisHiltonPage.com have this great moment for you.

Anyway while uploading this crappy vid I had to watch it… Now my only question is where do these creative reporters come up with their questions? And it seems they share them with their colleagues before they get to ask ‘em… Great journalism.

Is Paris Hilton a cyborg?

admin wrote this terribly early in the morning:

Jesus Christ that would explain that genderless face of her! I’ve gathered a pic of Paris Hilton looking quite clueless and under the influence (with the, unlike Paris, always hot ass looking Tara Reid even when she’s fucked up) and analyzed it, together with a picture of a robot named Robin from the dynamic Dutch duo Bassie & Adriaan (comparable to Batman & Robin etc.)… And the resemblance between Paris and Robin is quite astonishing.

Paris Hilton looks like robot Robin