Paris Hilton the Sex Tape Celeb

Paris Hilton hauled off to jail

admin — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:47:16 +0000

Ahh well today I heard from some losers following the Paris Hilton jail scandal that she’s been released… I pinked away a tear (umm… I didn’t really, i couldn’t care less) but hey, for all the Paris Hilton haters out there - the moment she got her bony ass hauled off to prison is captured on tape and ofcourse, we at the ParisHiltonPage.com have this great moment for you.

Anyway while uploading this crappy vid I had to watch it… Now my only question is where do these creative reporters come up with their questions? And it seems they share them with their colleagues before they get to ask ‘em… Great journalism.

Is Paris Hilton a cyborg?

admin — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:24:11 +0000

Jesus Christ that would explain that genderless face of her! I’ve gathered a pic of Paris Hilton looking quite clueless and under the influence (with the, unlike Paris, always hot ass looking Tara Reid even when she’s fucked up) and analyzed it, together with a picture of a robot named Robin from the dynamic Dutch duo Bassie & Adriaan (comparable to Batman & Robin etc.)… And the resemblance between Paris and Robin is quite astonishing.

Talking about that sex tape…

admin — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 22:26:38 +0000

Since we got that subject covered here’s a piece of the notorious Paris Hilton sextape… She’s pushing a cock against her uvula instead of her own fingers for a change! Check it out.

Welcome to the home of Paris Hilton!

admin — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:48:59 +0000

It’s all about Paris Hilton around here. But the most prominent thing she has done gotta be that sex tape she made that started off her talentless career. Sucking cocks for camera and getting that overworked pussy of her stuffed is what she does has talent for… And let’s be honest, that’s the only talent a bitch needs.

So let us enjoy this skank all the way, and I see myself kinda like I’m doing good here for the people… Let me explain this. First, let us compare Paris Hilton to other celebs like Mariah Carey or Scarlett Johanssen - they are fucking hot, Paris ain’t - They got some sort of talent in the showbiz, Paris ain’t - and so on and so on.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, yours truly believes Paris Hilton is an ugly anorexic guy faced/tranny looking skank, but hey I’m not gonna judge the severely fucked up taste of others! I’m here to give Paris Hilton to you and I’ll try to keep my opinion out of the way! I hope it works out… Goddamnit the bitch is ugly…